jessy

today i am painting my rather steep roof. if no-one hears from me in the next several days, please check my yard for mangled remains.

oh, what colour?

woolworths sell vegan tim tams.

i truely thought i would never again taste such chocolatey goodness.

for fellow cruelty free lovers - they are woolworths brand "freefrom" double chocolate biscuits in the health food section and trust me it's the best $3.89 you'll ever spend - unless so good icecream is on sale, in which case, it's the second.

the joys of automatic timer.

i went to an ancient history lecture with hannah.
i fell asleep.
i dreamed that i had a tattoo.
then i did.

..but i will be shaving my head to raise funds for patients and families living with leukaemias, lymphomas, myeloma and related blood disorders.

please concider sponsoring me.

http://www.worldsgreatestshave.com/myhomepage.php?id=95147

thanks.

i miss you so much more
when
i know i can't
just roll over and touch you

yay!

the moon pads have arrived.

i urge all of you with functioning ovaries to concider this product. do it to save money. do it for the environment. do it for your own wellbeing. do it so your tampons aren't absorbing all your bodies natural juices. do it to avoid the risk of getting toxic shock syndrome.

a similar product is available for sale natural tucker.

"What a bloody good idea!" (Robyn, Tas)

Plastic people with their plastic lives
Plastic lips tell plastic lies
Plastic drivers in plastic cars
Plastic food from plastic jars

Frustration is the fuse
The flame is hate
Tick tick tick
Detonate
She's the bomb

Plastic models in plastic magazines
Plastic kings and plastic queens
All are seen on plastic tvs
Prayed to by people on bended plastic knees

What you think, well that's good too
But not as much as what do you do
This fuse burns slow
Waiting to blow
The world is a heavy load
Watch it explode

Lawmakers with plastic policies
Put plastic locks on their cities
In hopes to keep them quiet
Well go off
Well blow up

I cunt say I like cuntry music. It's cunterproductive. I cunt understand it and I feel uncuntable listening to it. Once I was watching the cuntry music cuntdown and I felt like cuntry ladel soup so I climbed onto the cuntchen cuntertop. I lost cuntrol, fell onto the cuntcrete floor and knocked myself uncuntscious! Hurt like a cunt.

today i made a vege/herb garden.

lettuce
potato
onion
carrot
lavender
thyme
parsley
basil
chives
aloe vera
strawberries
mint

i'm so flipping proud of myself


larry helped.

okay, fatties. great escape.

i have to work on thurday until about 6-630pm. if i make it i'll catch the 6.15 train from morisset, else the next train is 715. is anyone else going down at this time?

also, i have an extra self-inflating camp mat thing if someone wants to use it? i would be willing to trade it for 2"x5" floor space in any willing individuals tent. hey? hey? not convinced? here is why you should adopt me for the weekend. firstly, i am short. i dont snore. i have chocolate soy milk and fruit in abundance. my farts will remain contained within my sleeping bag.

apparently its no longer safe to rely on calanders to know when daylight savings ends. apparently the government can just play with time to suit some kind of sporting event of the commonwealth and if you dont watch mainstream television you wont know about it and you'll be an hour late for work.

as the tears roll down my face i cant help but wonder... if only i had been blessed with jet black hair.